Schedule Thursday 5th March 1981

Hi-De-Hi!

Series 1, Episode 2 - The Beauty Queen Affair

A camper tries to bribe the Entertainments Manager and steps are taken to stop the Camp Host from celebrating his birthday every two weeks.

The Incredible Mr Tanner

Episode 3 - The Magic Lantern

A new television set provides a distraction for Ernest and Sidney after they have heard about all the sex and nudity being shown. It seems that the best they can get from it is seeing whether the little girl blinks while watching the test card!

Partners

Episode 6 - New Engagement

With his decree becoming absolute in 24 hours, Rupert suddenly sees the benefit of Diana to his company as she effortlessly solves one crisis after another at Bannister's Bathroom Fittings. If only they could solve their own problems quite so easily...

Patterson

Episode 3

Professor Misty wrongly insists Patterson has got his lawnmower. So who really borrowed it?