Radio
Radio schedule Friday 14th May 2004

Getting Nowhere Fast
Like many a menopausal Flower Child before him, Merv discovers his inner cowboy. This, and a surprise gift from his uncle Lonesome Larry Pond, has him dreaming of the open road again. But can you park a horse on double yellow lines?

The News Quiz
Series 54, Episode 5Simon Hoggart questions panellists Alan Coren, Armando Iannucci, Andy Hamilton and Peter Oborne about this week's news while Rory Morrison reads out cuttings sent in by listeners.