The Worst Writer in the World

The Worst Writer in the World

Meet Rufus & Howard. Rufus is an English teacher with a degree in literature. Howard is an unemployed idiot. One of them spent their entire childhood writing stories and scripts. Unfortunately, it was Howard.

Welcome to The Worst Writer in the World; a comedy storytelling podcast in which Rufus attempts to read everything that Howard wrote, while Howard listens and feels increasingly ashamed. Together, they'll probe the plot holes, interrogate the inconsistencies, and use their adult brains to fix the many problems with Young Howard's work.

So that maybe one day, Howard will no longer be known as: The Worst Writer in the World.

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Worst Writer - Blood Red Terror Hood

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Published: 10th May 2021.   Length: 34 mins.   Size: 50.8mb

We read a short story that Howard wrote when he was 12 - called Little Red Riding Hood: The Wolf's Tale OR Blood Red Terror Hood.

Previous episodes

The Worst Writer In The World.

Worst Writer - Stars, Part 12

3rd May 2021.   39 minutes.

Stars - 14-year-old Howard's fantasy story about a band of heroic adventurers on a quest to save the world (from jelly).

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The Worst Writer In The World.

Worst Writer - Stars, Part 11

26th April 2021.   42 minutes.

14-year-old Howard's fantasy story about a band of heroic adventurers on a quest to save the world (from jelly).

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The Worst Writer In The World.

Worst Writer - Stars, Part 10

19th April 2021.   40 minutes.

14-year-old Howard's fantasy story about a band of heroic adventurers on a quest to save the world (from jelly).

Listen

The Worst Writer In The World.

Worst Writer - Stars, Part 9

12th April 2021.   39 minutes.

14-year-old Howard's fantasy story about a band of heroic adventurers on a quest to save the world (from jelly).

Listen

The Worst Writer In The World.

Worst Writer - Stars, Part 8

5th April 2021.   37 minutes.

14-year-old Howard's fantasy story about a band of heroic adventurers on a quest to save the world (from jelly).

Listen

The Worst Writer In The World.

Worst Writer - Stars, Part 7

29th March 2021.   41 minutes.

14-year-old Howard's fantasy story about a band of heroic adventurers on a quest to save the world (from jelly).

Listen

The Worst Writer In The World.

Worst Writer - Stars, Part 6

22nd March 2021.   37 minutes.

14-year-old Howard's fantasy story about a band of heroic adventurers on a quest to save the world (from jelly).

Listen

The Worst Writer In The World.

Worst Writer - Stars, Part 5

15th March 2021.   34 minutes.

14-year-old Howard's fantasy story about a band of heroic adventurers on a quest to save the world (from jelly).

Listen

The Worst Writer In The World.

Worst Writer - Stars, Part 4

8th March 2021.   41 minutes.

14-year-old Howard's fantasy story about a band of heroic adventurers on a quest to save the world (from jelly).

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The Worst Writer In The World.

Worst Writer - Stars, Part 3

1st March 2021.   38 minutes.

14-year-old Howard's fantasy story about a band of heroic adventurers on a quest to save the world (from jelly).

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The Worst Writer In The World.

Worst Writer - Stars, Part 2

22nd February 2021.   43 minutes.

14-year-old Howard's fantasy story about a band of heroic adventurers on a quest to save the world (from jelly).

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The Worst Writer In The World.

Worst Writer - Stars, Part 1

15th February 2021.   41 minutes.

14-year-old Howard's fantasy story about a band of heroic adventurers on a quest to save the world (from jelly).

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The Worst Writer In The World.

Worst Writer - Candle of Ever, Part 2

1st February 2021.   58 minutes.

Doctor Who & the Candle of Ever. A story that Howard wrote when he was at middle school - in which Doctor Who must save the universe from jelly monsters.

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The Worst Writer In The World.

Worst Writer - Candle of Ever, Part 1

25th January 2021.   59 minutes.

Doctor Who & the Candle of Ever. A story that Howard wrote when he was at middle school - in which Doctor Who must save the universe from jelly monsters.

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