The Worst Writer in the World

The Worst Writer in the World

Meet Rufus & Howard. Rufus is an English teacher with a degree in literature. Howard is an unemployed idiot. One of them spent their entire childhood writing stories and scripts. Unfortunately, it was Howard.

Welcome to The Worst Writer in the World; a comedy storytelling podcast in which Rufus attempts to read everything that Howard wrote, while Howard listens and feels increasingly ashamed. Together, they'll probe the plot holes, interrogate the inconsistencies, and use their adult brains to fix the many problems with Young Howard's work.

So that maybe one day, Howard will no longer be known as: The Worst Writer in the World.

New to the show? Pick a series.
Rapunzel
Midnight Smoke
Mystery of the Golden Bus
TARDISes FIVE
Romancing the Howard
Humanoid Mole People
The Firm
The Fall of Hemlock Chase
Notes on Love

Worst Writer - Candle of Ever, Part 1

Download episode

Published: 25th January 2021.   Length: 59 mins.   Size: 103mb

Doctor Who & the Candle of Ever. A story that Howard wrote when he was at middle school - in which Doctor Who must save the universe from jelly monsters.

Previous episodes

The Worst Writer In The World - Ginger Beesting.

Worst Writer - Ginger Beesting

16th January 2021.   48 minutes.

Back in 2010, Howard was asked to write a short erotic story for a published collection. Unfortunately for all of us - he did. CONTENT WARNING: this episode contains extremely...

Listen

The Worst Writer In The World.

Worst Writer - Notes on Love, Part 12

8th June 2020.   49 minutes.

Notes on Love, Part 12. A rom-com movie script by Howard, concerning the lives and loves of musicians, models, and Portuguese people with oversized heads.

Listen

The Worst Writer In The World.

Worst Writer - Notes on Love, Part 11

1st June 2020.   59 minutes.

Notes on Love, Part 11. A rom-com movie script by Howard, concerning the lives and loves of musicians, models, and Portuguese people with oversized heads.

Listen

The Worst Writer In The World.

Worst Writer - Notes on Love, Part 10

25th May 2020.   41 minutes.

Notes on Love, Part 10. A rom-com movie script by Howard, concerning the lives and loves of musicians, models, and Portuguese people with oversized heads.

Listen

The Worst Writer In The World.

Worst Writer - Notes on Love, Part 9

18th May 2020.   34 minutes.

Notes on Love, Part 9. A rom-com movie script by Howard, concerning the lives and loves of musicians, models, and Portuguese people with oversized heads.

Listen

The Worst Writer In The World.

Worst Writer - Notes on Love, Part 8

11th May 2020.   50 minutes.

Notes on Love, Part 8. A rom-com movie script by Howard, concerning the lives and loves of musicians, models, and Portuguese people with oversized heads.

Listen

The Worst Writer In The World.

Worst Writer - Notes on Love, Part 7

4th May 2020.   43 minutes.

Notes on Love, Part 7. A rom-com movie script by Howard, concerning the lives and loves of musicians, models, and Portuguese people with oversized heads.

Listen

The Worst Writer In The World.

Worst Writer - Notes on Love, Part 6

28th April 2020.   39 minutes.

Notes on Love, Part 6. A rom-com movie script by Howard, concerning the lives and loves of musicians, models, and Portuguese people with oversized heads.

Listen

The Worst Writer In The World.

Worst Writer - Notes on Love, Part 5

20th April 2020.   43 minutes.

Notes on Love, Part 5. A rom-com movie script by Howard, concerning the lives and loves of musicians, models, and Portuguese people with oversized heads.

Listen

The Worst Writer In The World.

Worst Writer - Notes on Love, Part 4

13th April 2020.   39 minutes.

Notes on Love, Part 4. A rom-com movie script by Howard, concerning the lives and loves of musicians, models, and Portuguese people with oversized heads.

Listen

The Worst Writer In The World.

Worst Writer - Notes on Love, Part 3

6th April 2020.   37 minutes.

Notes on Love, Part 3. A rom-com movie script by Howard, concerning the lives and loves of musicians, models, and Portuguese people with oversized heads.

Listen

The Worst Writer In The World.

Worst Writer - Notes on Love, Part 2

30th March 2020.   42 minutes.

Notes on Love, Part 2. A rom-com movie script by Howard, concerning the lives and loves of musicians, models, and Portuguese people with oversized heads.

Listen