The Worst Writer in the World

The Worst Writer in the World

Meet Rufus & Howard. Rufus is an English teacher with a degree in literature. Howard is an unemployed idiot. One of them spent their entire childhood writing stories and scripts. Unfortunately, it was Howard.

Welcome to The Worst Writer in the World; a comedy storytelling podcast in which Rufus attempts to read everything that Howard wrote, while Howard listens and feels increasingly ashamed. Together, they'll probe the plot holes, interrogate the inconsistencies, and use their adult brains to fix the many problems with Young Howard's work.

So that maybe one day, Howard will no longer be known as: The Worst Writer in the World.

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Worst Writer - Humanoid Mole People, Part 2

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Published: 18th March 2019.   Length: 42 mins.   Size: 60.8mb

Revenge of the Living-Dead Went-the-Wrong-Way Humanoid Mole People. 12-year-old Howard's epic fantasy adventure - starring God, Satan, Erick Jenkins, and a lot of Living-Dead Went-the-Wrong-Way Humanoid Mole People.

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The Worst Writer In The World.

Worst Writer - Humanoid Mole People, Part 1

11th March 2019.   38 minutes.

Revenge of the Living-Dead Went-the-Wrong-Way Humanoid Mole People. 12-year-old Howard's epic fantasy adventure - starring God, Satan, Erick Jenkins, and a lot of Living-Dead Went-the-Wrong-Way Humanoid Mole People.

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Worst Writer - Romancing the Howard, Part 8

14th January 2019.   43 minutes.

Once upon a time, Howard wrote a romance movie script. Will Rufus be able to perform such depth of emotion convincingly? Or will he just do stupid voices like usual?

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Worst Writer In The World.

Worst Writer - Romancing the Howard, Part 7

7th January 2019.   36 minutes.

Once upon a time, Howard wrote a romance movie script. Will Rufus be able to perform such depth of emotion convincingly? Or will he just do stupid voices like usual?

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Worst Writer - Romancing the Howard, Part 6

24th December 2018.   39 minutes.

Once upon a time, Howard wrote a romance movie script. Will Rufus be able to perform such depth of emotion convincingly? Or will he just do stupid voices like usual?

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Worst Writer In The World.

Worst Writer - Romancing the Howard, Part 5

17th December 2018.   40 minutes.

Once upon a time, Howard wrote a romance movie script. Will Rufus be able to perform such depth of emotion convincingly? Or will he just do stupid voices like usual?

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The Worst Writer In The World.

Worst Writer - Romancing the Howard, Part 4

10th December 2018.   41 minutes.

Once upon a time, Howard wrote a romance movie script. Will Rufus be able to perform such depth of emotion convincingly? Or will he just do stupid voices like usual?

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The Worst Writer In The World.

Worst Writer - Romancing the Howard, Part 3

3rd December 2018.   34 minutes.

Once upon a time, Howard wrote a romance movie script. Will Rufus be able to perform such depth of emotion convincingly? Or will he just do stupid voices like usual?

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The Worst Writer In The World.

Worst Writer - Romancing the Howard, Part 2

26th November 2018.   42 minutes.

Once upon a time, Howard wrote a romance movie script. Will Rufus be able to perform such depth of emotion convincingly? Or will he just do stupid voices like usual?

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The Worst Writer In The World.

Worst Writer - Romancing the Howard, Part 1

19th November 2018.   34 minutes.

Once upon a time, Howard wrote a romance movie script. Will Rufus be able to perform such depth of emotion convincingly? Or will he just do stupid voices like usual?

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The Worst Writer In The World.

Worst Writer - TARDISes FIVE, Part 6

5th November 2018.   40 minutes.

Young Howard wrote a Doctor Who script, in the sure and certain belief that the BBC would accept and produce it - even though Doctor Who had been cancelled some...

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Worst Writer In The World.

Worst Writer - TARDISes FIVE, Part 5

29th October 2018.   49 minutes.

Young Howard wrote a Doctor Who script, in the sure and certain belief that the BBC would accept and produce it - even though Doctor Who had been cancelled some...

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Worst Writer In The World.

Worst Writer - TARDISes FIVE, Part 4

15th October 2018.   46 minutes.

Young Howard wrote a Doctor Who script, in the sure and certain belief that the BBC would accept and produce it - even though Doctor Who had been cancelled some...

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The Worst Writer In The World.

Worst Writer - TARDISes FIVE, Part 3

8th October 2018.   42 minutes.

Young Howard wrote a Doctor Who script, in the sure and certain belief that the BBC would accept and produce it - even though Doctor Who had been cancelled some...

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The Worst Writer In The World.

Worst Writer - TARDISes FIVE, Part 2

1st October 2018.   43 minutes.

Young Howard wrote a Doctor Who script, in the sure and certain belief that the BBC would accept and produce it - even though Doctor Who had been cancelled some...

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The Worst Writer In The World.

Worst Writer - TARDISes FIVE, Part 1

24th September 2018.   45 minutes.

Young Howard wrote a Doctor Who script, in the sure and certain belief that the BBC would accept and produce it - even though Doctor Who had been cancelled some...

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The Worst Writer In The World.

Howard's Doctor Who Fanfiction

17th September 2018.   16 minutes.

Howard's Doctor Who script TARDISes Five starts next week. But first, here's a reminder of the other Doctor Who stories Howard wrote.

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Mystery of the Golden Bus, Part 10

28th May 2018.   35 minutes.

The Mystery of the Golden Bus, Part 10 - twelve-year-old Howard wrote a children's book (because who knows what kids want better than a kid?), in which eighteen gifted pupils...

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Mystery of the Golden Bus, Part 9

21st May 2018.   35 minutes.

Twelve-year-old Howard wrote a children's book (because who knows what kids want better than a kid?), in which eighteen gifted pupils go on a school bus holiday, and get up...

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Mystery of the Golden Bus, Part 8

14th May 2018.   40 minutes.

Twelve-year-old Howard wrote a children's book (because who knows what kids want better than a kid?), in which eighteen gifted pupils go on a school bus holiday, and get up...

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The Worst Writer In The World - The Mystery of the Golden Bus, Part 7.

Mystery of the Golden Bus, Part 7

8th May 2018.   39 minutes.

Twelve-year-old Howard wrote a children's book (because who knows what kids want better than a kid?), in which eighteen gifted pupils go on a school bus holiday, and get up...

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