The Worst Writer in the World

The Worst Writer in the World

Meet Rufus & Howard. Rufus is an English teacher with a degree in literature. Howard is an unemployed idiot. One of them spent their entire childhood writing stories and scripts. Unfortunately, it was Howard.

Welcome to The Worst Writer in the World; a comedy storytelling podcast in which Rufus attempts to read everything that Howard wrote, while Howard listens and feels increasingly ashamed. Together, they'll probe the plot holes, interrogate the inconsistencies, and use their adult brains to fix the many problems with Young Howard's work.

So that maybe one day, Howard will no longer be known as: The Worst Writer in the World.

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Rapunzel
Midnight Smoke
Mystery of the Golden Bus
TARDISes FIVE
Romancing the Howard
Humanoid Mole People
The Firm
The Fall of Hemlock Chase
Notes on Love
Ginger Beesting
Abducted by Crabs
Candle of Ever
Stars
Blood Red Terror Hood
Daft John
Snowpiercer
King Pink

Worst Writer - Siege, Part 7 (A Doctor Who Adventure)

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Published: 13th September 2021.   Length: 49 mins.   Size: 70.6mb

In Young Howard's Doctor Who script Siege - an evil race of space women attempt to invade earth by pretending to be a television broadcaster. Meanwhile, Tom Baker Doctor Who and Jamie are close by - sleeping at a policeman's house and going to the cinema.

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Worst Writer - The Mystery Of The Locked Room.

Worst Writer - The Mystery of the Locked Room

12th July 2021.   43 minutes.

Young Howard wrote a locked room mystery. Unfortunately, he didn't know what a locked room mystery was. ***This episode contains SPOILERS for The Murders in the Rue Morgue (1841)***

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The Worst Writer In The World.

Worst Writer - The Right Way

21st June 2021.   62 minutes.

We read a very short play that Young Howard wrote, which teaches us the right way to meet your girlfriend's parents.

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Rufus & Howard Get Drunk and Die.

Worst Writer - Rufus & Howard get Drunk & Die

14th June 2021.   36 minutes.

First up, we read the animal-based parables that we wrote while drunk. Then we settle in to read a Religious Studies project that 12-year-old Howard wrote about death, in which...

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