Back in 2010, Howard was asked to write a short erotic story for a published collection. Unfortunately for all of us - he did. CONTENT WARNING: this episode contains extremely sweary language, and graphic description of rude bits and sexual acts. Do not listen if you are under 18. Or over 18. Or exactly 18. Do not listen if you are delicate, or sensitive, or ever want to be able to have sex again, or innocently enjoy a lollipop.

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