Video clips
Mock The Week - Unlikely Things to Hear on a Gardening Programme
Alan Titchmarsh and Charlie Dimmock would never be heard uttering anything like this.
Mock The Week - Unlikely Things for a Sports Commentator to Say
The panellists suggest some things you would never hear from a sports commentator.
Mock The Week - Unlikely things to hear at New Year
Dara's guests suggest 'unlikely things to hear at New Year'.
Mock The Week - Things you wouldn't hear at a party conference
There's a lot of UKIP jokes in this one.
Mock The Week - Unlikely things to hear on daytime TV
If you turn on your TV before 6pm, fingers crossed you won't hear any of this.