Tony Hadley hits out at Kemp mockumentary

Spandau Ballet's former frontman Tony Hadley has claimed he wasn't approached to appear in Gary and Martin Kemp's mockumentary The Kemps: All True - and he would have declined the offer.

For sheer flamboyance, there's no beating tubby hairdresser Kenneth (Tony Maudsley), who flounced into the sea as Benidorm (ITV) returned.

He was trying to swim back to the Solana hotel, from an island off the Costa Blanca coast, but only his necklace was washed ashore. Of the rest, nothing was found, not even his silver posing briefs. If he doesn't turn up, it's a clever way to write his character out of the show -- with the possibility of a comeback one day.

Nigel Havers. as the smarmy dentist taking over Kenneth's salon, is smoothly amusing, and the wonderful Janine Duvitski as elderly swinger Jacqueline is back.

But most of the best-loved Benidorm regulars have long since departed, and the show has a decrepit air, like a cheap hotel at the tail-end of the season.

Full marks, though, to a hilarious cameo from Spandau Ballet's Tony Hadley, sending himself up as a shameless narcissist churning out the band's hits at a wedding. That was pure Gold.

Benidorm, ITV, review

Tony Hadley brings his comedy gold.

In praise of Benidorm, the UK's most under-rated sitcom

It's a funny old game, comedy. Steve Pemberton's critical accolades for The League of Gentleman, and BBC2's late night cult hit, Inside No 9, are legion. But you'll be hard pressed to read glowing reviews of his eight years starring in the ITV comedy Benidorm. In fact you'll be hard pressed to read anything glowing from sniffy critics about the hit sitcom, despite its millions of viewers, longevity and viewer-voted National Television Awards. In fact, one critic went so far as to describe the viewing public a "disgrace" for voting for it.

This is the one with James Corden's face plastered on the bare bottom of One Direction's Niall. Which is a sentence you probably thought you'd never read. Watch the ratings go through the roof of the net as this loosely reffed bout of sporting mayhem also welcomes Niall's pop buddies Louis and Harry into the game - Jack Whitehall is honing the Stylinson gags as we speak - with Sara Cox and Spandau Ballet's Tony Hadley also getting in on the action.

The flashy sports quiz show has pulled off a serious coup this week: One Direction are in the studio. Well, three of the perky quintet at any rate. Niall and Louis enjoyed themselves immensely. Harry Styles seemed less impressed by the Freddie Flintoff-led ribbing.

The much-publicised scene of Niall getting a "tattoo" of James Corden's face on his bottom shows the level of changing-room humour we're dealing with - but Corden keeps it sweet with the genuine affection he displays for the show. The highlight of the night sees Spandau Ballet leading man Tony Hadley take part in a penalty shootout against Harry in goal. Did the young starlet ever consider this ageing pop star could be a vision of his future?

I can't imagine there's usually much crossover between this sporty panel show and the One Direction fanbase. But don't be surprised to see a massive spike in Sky's viewing figures with Harry, Niall and Louis joining Jamie Redknapp's team tonight.

The result is one of the most fun hours of TV in ages, with enough unexpected outbreaks of bromance to fuel an entire library of feverish homo-erotic 1D fan fiction. The tattoo on Niall's bum - applied live in the studio by an exultant James Corden - is only the start of things.

One of the funniest aspects of the show is how genuinely delighted Jamie Redknapp is to be part of a boyband for the night, although there'll be endless rewinding of the banter between Harry and Freddie Flintoff to try to work out whether Harry is pleased to be there or not.

Sport does, occasionally, manage to get a look-in too, and in a basketball-themed night there's a group of young men who are even more amazing than One Direction themselves. If you've previously seen the acrobatic slam-dunkers known as the Face Team on A Question of Sport, you'll know they're truly astounding.

But it's the return of Pop Star Penalties which provides a historic encounter between Spandau Ballet's Tony Hadley and Harry Styles in goal. It's a round they might have rechristened, One Day, Lad, This'll Be You.