Over 1, 000 jokes from the team behind the hit BBC Two comedy show.
UNLIKELY THINGS FOR A VET TO SAY: 'Good news! I managed to cut your pet lizard free from that weird bowl he'd got himself trapped in... oh, your pet tortoise?'
UNLIKELY THINGS TO READ IN AN...
Now in its eleventh series, the long-running Mock The Week remains BBC Two's flagship comedy panel show.
Dan Patterson is the co-creator of Mock The Week, Room 101 and Whose Line is It Anyway?.
The bestselling stocking filler returns, though you might want to give granny her Christmas sherry before she looks at it: Mock The Week's Funniest Book Of All Time* is an hilarious, edgy collection of brand new gags from the team behind the popular panel show.
* The authors point out...
From the makers of the bestselling Mock the Week: This Year's Book! comes this laugh-out-loud funny collection of one-liners for, well, the year after. Packed with quickfire gags that are not so much near the knuckle as halfway up the arm, categories include:
UNSUCCESSFUL JOB APPLICATIONS: I am conscientious, hardworking,...
Mock The Week: 1001 Scenes We'd Like To See is the funniest, rudest book of the summer, packed with enough one-liners to fill a whole new series. If you've ever wondered what would be a bad thing to say at a state banquet, or need advice on slogans you shouldn't...
The second book of "Scenes We'd Like to See" include:
UNLIKELY DICTIONARY DEFINITIONS: Fart (noun) - expulsion of trapped methane from the anus, possibly the funniest thing ever.
UNLIKELY AGONY AUNT LETTERS: Dear Agony Aunt, I keep getting dangerous advice from hugely unqualified people - what do you suggest I...
Scenes We'd Like to See is the very first Mock the Week book, published to coincide with the sixth series.
Scenes We'd Like to See takes the show's most popular round, and replicates it in book form. From gloriously rude 'Unfortunate Names for Racehorses' to 'Unlikely Personal Ads' and excerpts...