Here's a bold idea; get Sarah Millican to take over Harry Hill's now-vacant chair on TV Burp. She'd be perfect, she can see all that is both fun and ridiculous about television and she's quick on her comedy feet. Though of course she'd have to tone down the saucy bits. In between a routine about her abandoned sex toys (Sex Toy Story 4) she gets her own back after being patronised by fashion designer Julien Macdonald of Britain's Next Top Model and grills a very game Robert Peston about his domestic austerity measures.