Tarquin and Farqua, the underachieving Mungbeaners, have decided to make the push to the big time... that's right! Cannes, the big enchilada of pretentious and garish festivals. The slight problem being that there is no film yet but has that ever stopped anybody? We have the respected Thierry Fremaux online to pepper spray his ears into submission with probably the worst sales pitch since Gerald Ratner.