First published: Tuesday 28th November 2017
The not-so-dynamic duo have a possible meeting with Ron Howard over their epic Fish movie (or as the cine-literate French say Cinema de la Poisson). The first actual lead after screwing up meetings with Martin Scorsese and not getting a call back from Don Simpson... who knew he died of a drug overdose... in 1996?
First published: Tuesday 5th December 2017
Tarquin and Farqua, the underachieving Mungbeaners, have decided to make the push to the big time... that's right! Cannes, the big enchilada of pretentious and garish festivals. The slight problem being that there is no film yet but has that ever stopped anybody? We have the respected Thierry Fremaux online to pepper spray his ears into submission with probably the worst sales pitch since Gerald Ratner.