I draw pictures of the things that live in my head. I show you the pictures and tell you a story. You laugh. You leave. That's the way it's always been and that's the way it's gonna damn well stay, so you better start getting used to it! Sausages on the moon. Fancy-pants chickens. A sombre grey banana smoking a rolled-up cigarette. Come and see what draws I do and what draws I don't do. ***** (Times). ***** (One4Review.co.uk). ***** (Gigglebeats.co.uk). 'Comic genius' (OnTheMic.co.uk).

Contains distressing or potentially triggering themes, Strong language/swearing.