A while back, I found a video online of an animated snake crawling, made for entertaining cats. My cat got bored, but I carried on watching. I was transfixed. I'd like to recreate that experience for you. For an hour, all I'll be is a snake (man) for cats (people) to watch. (I cannot emphasise enough how this is not finished yet. Come along if you like things that aren't yet what they could be). 'Sublime lack of self-awareness' ***** (List). 'Performer teetering on the brink of sanity' **** (Scotsman).

This show contains strong language.