We are women. Women. Perfectly normal women. Welcome to Camp TartTamer. Here you will learn how to become the better you. This show will include women, possible unplanned menstrual leaking, stupid comedy, and questionable singing. You've done the right thing to choose Camp TartTamer, and we promise that after 60 Minutes of Mood Swings, you'll come out a new and better you that everyone around you will love. Thank you for choosing TartTamer. Thank you for choosing improvement.