One year ago almost to the day, you got trapped in a mysterious, ever-growing, sometimes logic-defying house. Now, after various supernatural and temporal online adventures, some violence, some crying, some singing, and occasionally some surprisingly rude revelations, you seem to be within sight of a dramatic escape. The final chapter in one of the strangest and most cultish episodes even in the career of Mark Watson. If you are thinking of coming to this, you probably already know what it is. Newcomers absolutely welcome, though, and suitably looked after. 'This is too much for me.'