An insect joke? Tick. A chess joke? Check. A joke about a giraffe in a bar? That's a tall order. Danny Matinee takes you to the grocer (who sells him a dodgy razor, bloody cheek), Nando's (without his glasses, he needs a peri-periscope), and beyond in his long-awaited new show. Suitable for all. His puns, one-liners, wordplay, props and pictures will make you funnier, smarter and happier. Laugh, learn and love. All proceeds to charity. As seen at The Comedy Store Gong Show, Monkey Business and Downstairs at The King's Head. *** Orion's Belt Monthly.