A man who can't write publicity blurb wants you to come and hear his anarchic wit, satirical verse and dazzling Weltschmerz. The twat. Join BBC Radio 4 regular and walking shortbread tin Elvis McGonagall as he bellows into the void of our post-truth world. Tempted? Nah, me neither. And his cats are completely disinterested. I'll be in the bar. 'Righteous ire directed at very deserving targets' **** (Guardian). 'Funny, angry, quick-fire verse... if the word "poetry" is putting you off, get over it' **** (Scotsman). 'Wonderful writing, tack-sharp humour and uncompromising politics. Hilarious' **** (List).