Jesus here! Belief in Dad is at an all-time low, but pre-marital sex is at an all-time high. So, He's trying to rebrand by starring in His very first sex comedy. He's got poor Cupid traipsing around after some dirty-minded northern girl in this "new universe" he's created. And don't even get me started on the unrealistic male beauty standards! No real man is that muscular or that... Spanish! And no one looks so at home in jeans that tight. Honestly, the whole thing is a bit midlife crisis. So, please don't come, I'm so embarrassed...