The critically acclaimed outrageous crime comedy from the minds behind award-winning show The Bastard Queen! returns for its second year. Tony is a 20-year-old Scouser who finds himself in a labyrinth of trouble. After losing an illegal horse racing bet with a notorious group of London gangsters, Tony and his friends find themselves looking for any possible plan to come up with £250,000 in four days. After a whirlwind of ideas, accidental robbery, accidental horse tranquilisers and a lot of horse semen, Not the Horse spirals into a loud crashing finish. **** (BroadwayBaby.com).