This is a true story of a six week trip to Turkey that went horribly wrong - a story so daft, that you couldn't make it up. It was life changing, but not in the way that anyone could have imagined. It features fake Ralph Lauren polo shirts, holiday reps, the Turkish Mafia, Jason Manford's brother, the bloke who played Tinky Winky (yes, the Teletubbies), the noble art of self-defence with everyday household objects, and of course, your guide through all the madness, Matt Price.