British Pakistani comic Jeff Mirza unveils charmingly deranged detained cleric Abu Hamsta, Al Qaida's Entertainment Ambassador to Luton. Osama is not dead - he lives in Magaluf. Paki Bashir - Halal Meat tycoon with Paki Pride. Loves his family - otherwise known as the workforce. European migration means we're all Pakis now. Note: Abu Hamsta would like to clarify that he is no relation to Abu Hamza, who does not come from a line of pet-shop owners. Winner of Alhambra Arts Award for Excellence. (Muslim News). 'Brilliant' (Spectator).