Critics' favourite Hitch and Mitch, 'slight, amateurish and anticlimactic' **** (Skinny), 'belabouring punch lines' (List), 'Arse' (ThreeWeeks) return with another silly afflatus which guarantees conniption. It's the Stinky Show. #stinkyshow. Hitch and Mitch / Heesch-ynd-meesch / (adj.): 1 - stinky, hairy double-act. 2 - To inspire or cause pain through words. 3 - Traditional Moroccan dish made with eggs and lemongrass. 4 - Roman coin used for scratch cards. 5 - Garment worn on the face or faces. 'Oh no! I just Hitch and Mitched all over the carpet with some raspberries and cream. What a Pavlova!'