'Screw the coffee! Where's my eyebrow?' Put a group of drama students together in halls, throw in raging hormones, spiked drinks, light the touch-paper and stand well back. Sherri likes Higgs, Higgs likes Tara, Tara likes Wragg. Alex is fed up with the lot of them bickering, so she instigates a cunning plan that will sort it out once and for all. However, even she won't escape unscathed on this balmy summer's evening. Love, jealousy, revenge, mischief and utter confusion reign in this silliest of comedies. Lord! What fools these mortals be...