Two of London's hottest properties on the poetry - if not love - scene reveal the most calamitous and sordid events of lives spent losing in 'the Game'. Advice on clubbing from the bike curious Bertram Trotar and advice on stalking from the badger-bearded Ant Smith. This show is a must for all the best tips on love and dating and is ideal for those in the arrogance of love's first bloom or those still seething after a break-up. Laugh with or at them, they can take it.