Attention. I am Pros from Dover - three men talking like a single conscious entity - like the Borg off 'Star Trek'. In Edinburgh 2008, they said ... **** 'A riot of innovative sketching ... wildly hysterical' (List). ***** 'Fresh, brilliant, and exciting' (National Student). **** 'They tear apart the idea that good sketch comedy is dead' (Such Small Portions). Now, after a year spent abroad (in England), I return to the city I call home (do not send post there). Your planet will be destroyed. Lots of love ... the Borg ... er, the Pros from Dover.