Grande doyenne of musical satire, Michael Topping celebrates his golden jubilee with a lyrical romp through the ins and outs of love and relationships as seen through the eagle eye of an experienced old queen. Laugh and cry as Topping travels love's rocky road with tales of 'the Man Who Never Came', unrequited love for a senior politician, 'the Girl Who Can't Say Yes' and the many facets of young and geriatric passion. This intimate musical is the perfect start to a festival, suited to all ages, genders and particularly those of indelicate dispositions!