Grey sky thinking from Private Eye contributor Rick Kelly as we subject audiences to a tour de force of good old British pessimism. Laughing at optimists who claim 'Yes we can!' we cry defiantly 'Maybe we can't!' Anything can happen in the next half hour and we will leave no comic stone unturned (obviously not every stone - we don't have room). We give you the theatrical and comedic time of your lives. Warning: may contain scenes of cynicism, known to annoy optimists.