As 'Broken Britain' crumbles, join Messrs Clarkson and Crouch as they once again denounce the horrors of modern life no one else will admit to. Concerned that aliens have infiltrated the government? Sick of wishy-washy liberals telling you werewolf marriage is okay? Wonder who - or what - your kids are chatting to on Facebook? You are not alone. All concerned citizens and patriots should grab a copy of the White Knight and hurry along to Neighbourhood Watch. Meanwhile, lock the door and let no one in. Remember - everything is really dangerous.