Hic!
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Hic indeed! I have taken my normal 2 paracetamol and a glass of water as a precaution.
Accidentally poked myself in the eye last night, now today it won't stop watering 
What did you poke it with?
My finger after I overestimated the power needed to rub my eye 
Ha! Ouch. Maybe you bruised your eyeball, can you bruise an eyeball?
Quote: zooo @ 11th April 2015, 1:48 PM BSTHa! Ouch. Maybe you bruised your eyeball, can you bruise an eyeball?
I'll post some pics of really injured eyeballs, just for you, zooo.
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NOOooooOOOOOOOOOoooooOOO!!!111!
Quote: zooo @ 11th April 2015, 1:48 PM BSTHa! Ouch. Maybe you bruised your eyeball, can you bruise an eyeball?
I think I scratched my eyelid somehow? Because it only hurts when I look or blink in a certain way. Either way, it bloody annoying!
Ben enjoyed his trip to the spa. He had a particularly long massage. He felt like gasping at certain points, but thought this would have been a a little inappropriate.
Quote: Ben @ 11th April 2015, 3:39 PM BSTBen enjoyed his trip to the spa. He had a particularly long massage. He felt like gasping at certain points, but thought this would have been a a little inappropriate.
Is that when they went to " play the clarinet"? 
Was it a girl masseuse or a boy one? I'm never sure which would be less awkward.
That's summat you girls don't have to contend with, when things take it upon themselves to rise to the occasion.
Lol, true.