Quote: AJGO @ July 10 2012, 11:51 PM BST. Except my one sentence is still on the screen, taunting me. But it's a good sentence. I have very high hopes for it
Put it in critique! 
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Quote: Marc P @ July 11 2012, 7:25 AM BSTPut it in critique!
*becomes Danny Kaye* Let's do the show right here right now guys.
I know... lets put the show on right here!
Would you like to play Matron Marc?
Took a small detour on the way into work this morning to take in the Bomber Command Memorial in Green Park. Lots of wreaths and messages from those remebering loved ones cut down in their prime seven decades ago. I welled up a bit.
Quote: Shandonbelle @ July 11 2012, 10:41 AM BSTWould you like to play Matron Marc?
What are the rules? 
L.E. is shattered after going to the gym this morning, and then cycling to work!
Quote: Marc P @ July 11 2012, 10:52 AM BSTWhat are the rules?
Chip's wearing some old shoes today that squelch loudly when he walks. He's not happy as he values his stealth.
Take them off and see if the squelching sound continues.
Quote: Marc P @ July 11 2012, 11:06 AM BSTTake them off and see if the squelching sound continues.
I already have enough enemies at work, without me padding around barefooted like a hippy!
Quote: chipolata @ July 11 2012, 11:03 AM BSTChip's wearing some old shoes today that squelch loudly when he walks. He's not happy as he values his stealth.
Ha ha, I went to visit someone in hospital yesterday wearing trainers and it was raining.
Every step I took through the hospital corridors made a loud squeaking noise.
Quote: Marc P @ July 11 2012, 11:06 AM BSTTake them off and see if the squelching sound continues.
Soaked through and through doing the school run. I didn't bother with a raincoat or umbrolly as the sun was shining!
Need a packet of crisps now to make up for the shock.
Quote: zooo @ July 10 2012, 9:21 PM BST
F**king hell!
Not unusual 
Today a stranger gave me an affectionate squeeze of the shoulders and said
'if only you could dear,' followed by a pat on the head and a 'lovely' smile.
Not sure if she thought I couldn't understand more than 5 words or if she was too choked up with sympathy to finish the sentence. 