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Gavin

  • Saturday 18th February 2012, 11:52pm
  • Wales
  • 22778 posts

Huzzah render looks fine. I got a copy of Mass Effect 2. Today has been a good day.

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reds

  • Sunday 19th February 2012, 1:44am
  • Australia
  • 2625 posts

Wanted: One crystal ball. Please post to Australia.

Have recently changed jobs, thinking I might have made the wrong decision. It might be the right one though, hence the need for the crystal ball.

Hohum. It would be nice to be 18 again.

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chipolata

  • Tuesday 21st February 2012, 12:11pm
  • England
  • 29266 posts

On the way in this morning Chip saved a worm from trampling. He got a stick and moved it from the concrete where it had been washed up by the rain, to the nearby soil. He's now almost certainly assured of a place in heaven.

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zooo

  • Tuesday 21st February 2012, 12:17pm
  • England
  • 68409 posts

Aww, I do that for snails, 'cos they are easy to pick up. Worms I just step over and worry about.

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chipolata

  • Tuesday 21st February 2012, 12:19pm
  • England
  • 29266 posts
Quote: zooo @ February 21 2012, 12:17 PM GMT

Aww, I do that for snails, 'cos they are easy to pick up. Worms I just step over and worry about.

Not Chip - he's the friend of the lowliest worm.

*insert John Lucas joke*

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zooo

  • Tuesday 21st February 2012, 12:21pm
  • England
  • 68409 posts

Although with the suction thing I always think I'm about to end up holding just a shell, leaving a poor naked snail still stuck to the pavement.

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Rooface

  • Tuesday 21st February 2012, 12:22pm
  • United Kingdom
  • 11156 posts
Quote: zooo @ February 21 2012, 12:21 PM GMT

Although with the suction thing I always think I'm about to end up holding just a shell, leaving a poor naked snail still stuck to the pavement.

Laughing out loud

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chipolata

  • Tuesday 21st February 2012, 12:26pm
  • England
  • 29266 posts
Quote: zooo @ February 21 2012, 12:21 PM GMT

Although with the suction thing I always think I'm about to end up holding just a shell, leaving a poor naked snail still stuck to the pavement.

I've tried picking up snails a few times and broken their shell. Then you have to agonise about whether it can survive disabled, or whether you should put it out of its misery.

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zooo

  • Tuesday 21st February 2012, 12:27pm
  • England
  • 68409 posts

Oh my gawd!

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Rooface

  • Tuesday 21st February 2012, 12:28pm
  • United Kingdom
  • 11156 posts

I cry when I step on snails. I find it so emotional for some reason.

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zooo

  • Tuesday 21st February 2012, 12:28pm
  • England
  • 68409 posts

It's probably one of the worst noises ever.

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L.E.

  • Tuesday 21st February 2012, 12:47pm [Edited]
  • England
  • 20456 posts

I used to suck up spiders with a vacuum cleaner but I had it pointed out that's the most horrible way to die!

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chipolata

  • Tuesday 21st February 2012, 12:47pm
  • England
  • 29266 posts
Quote: L.E. @ February 21 2012, 12:47 PM GMT

I used to suck up spiders with a vacuum cleaner but I had it pointed out that's the most horrible way to die!

It is quite a horrible way to due.

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Shandonbelle

  • Tuesday 21st February 2012, 12:52pm [Edited]
  • England
  • 6330 posts
Quote: L.E. @ February 21 2012, 12:47 PM GMT

I used to suck up spiders with a vacuum cleaner but I had it pointed out that's the most horrible way to die!

And then there is the thought of them all packed in there amongst the dust till it gets emptied...shudder.

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