Hi. Ich heisse Lee. Meine wienerschnitzel ist sehr gut. Es ist sehr, sehr kleine, unt sehr haslich. Meine vater ist eine prostituierte und meine mutti geruch wie ein Landstreicher. Ja. Oh ja, ja. Meine schwester ist eine grosse pumpernickel. Ja.
"Hi. I'm Lee. My tea was very nice. It was very small, but pork haslet. My father has a prostate and my mother drives a Landrover. Yes yes yes. My sou'wester is pumpkin-coloured. Yes."
Wow, brilliant.
I bet that's better than the real one.
Quote: Griff @ September 22 2008, 12:05 AM BST"Hi. I'm Lee. My tea was very nice. It was very small, but pork haslet. My father has a prostate and my mother drives a Landrover. Yes yes yes. My sou'wester is pumpkin-coloured. Yes."
that's not what I meant to say AT ALL. But very funny anyways. Any other takers?
Quote: Perry Nium @ September 21 2008, 11:55 PM BSTHi. Ich heisse Lee. Meine wienerschnitzel ist sehr gut. Es ist sehr, sehr kleine, unt sehr haslich. Meine vater ist eine prostituierte und meine mutti geruch wie ein Landstreicher. Ja. Oh ja, ja. Meine schwester ist eine grosse pumpernickel. Ja.
"Hi. I am Lee. My penis is very good. It is very, very small, and very ______. My father is a prostitute and my mother smells like a tramp. Yes. Oh yes, yes. Me sister is a big pumpernickel. Yes."
Something along those lines...?
Quote: Aaron @ September 22 2008, 12:21 AM BST"Hi. I am Lee. My penis is very good. It is very, very small, and very ______. My father is a prostitute and my mother smells like a tramp. Yes. Oh yes, yes. Me sister is a big pumpernickel. Yes."
Something along those lines...?
Ja! Almost top marks!
It was "Hi, I'm Lee. My little savoury sausage is very good. It is very, very small and very ugly. My father is a prostitute and my mummy smells like a tramp. Yes. Oh yes, yes. My sister is a big vegetable. Yes."
update: Apparently pumpernickel is a kind of bread, not a vegetable.
WOoo hoo!
Interestingly, the only couple of words I had to check came back out of the translator ecxactly the same; no match.
Go me. \o/
Quote: Perry Nium @ September 21 2008, 11:55 PM BSTHi. Ich heisse Lee. Meine wienerschnitzel ist sehr gut. Es ist sehr, sehr kleine, unt sehr haslich. Meine vater ist eine prostituierte und meine mutti geruch wie ein Landstreicher. Ja. Oh ja, ja. Meine schwester ist eine grosse pumpernickel. Ja.
Es soll lesen...
' Hallo. Ich heisse Lee. Mein Wienerschnitzel ist sehr gut. Es ist sehr, sehr klein und sehr haesslich. Mein Vater ist Prostituierter und meine Mutti riecht wie ein Landstreicher.Ja. Oh ja, ja. Meine Schwester ist eine grosse Pumpernickel. Ja.'
Uebersetzung...
'Hi. My name is Lee. My breaded veal cutlet is very good. It is very, very small and very ugly. My father is a prostitute and my mummy smells like a tramp. Yes. Oh yes, yes. My sister is a large dark loaf of bread. Yes.'
Reiner Bloedsinn, aber sehr witzig!
I tell you what I like from Germany - frikadellens.
What does
"Ist Aaron der Herr-Gott der ganzen Situationskomödie?
Nein." mean? It's on Tuumbles' sig and not knowing is bugging me.
Quote: Charly @ September 25 2008, 5:03 PM BSTWhat does "Ist Aaron der Herr-Gott der ganzen Situationskomödie? Nein." mean?
To a German not much, but the fish who told him probably thought it was hilarious.
Guten tag Finck!
I've just been given a packet of Knodel 'I M Kochbeutel'
from Germany.
One the picture on the cover the dumplings have flaked almonds on them. Is this just a serving suggestion or do they contain almonds? This could be lethal for me.
The listed ingredients include; kartoffeln and kartoffelstarke.
Should I eat them?
Danke
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 6 2008, 11:57 AM BSTThe listed ingredients include; kartoffeln and kartoffelstarke.
Should I eat them?
If the ingredients list says only Kartoffeln and Kartoffelstärke, then it should be fine. Look for the word 'Serviervorschlag' (serving suggestion) somewhere near the picture with the almonds.
I'm hungry now.
If Dolly dies, it's your fault.
Yer, that's quite a lot of pressure! 
Don't worry I have my adreneline injection if it goes wrong (think Pulp Fiction)