The kitty I saw mowed down by a ten tonne truck today is the saddest and indeed flattest kitty me thinks.
Should we bring back the death penalty? Page 8
Did he stick it on the grille?
If it was fat and ginger, free Garfield.
A jewis catty says "le me owt" & coughs a lot. 
I can say that coz me is a quarter Jew.
which quarter?
Quote: Alan C @ June 23 2008, 10:41 PM BSTwhich quarter?
The bottom right hand quarter.
Quote: Charley @ June 23 2008, 10:50 PM BSTThere is a bit on my nose.
Well that's big enough. That makes half.
Coffin Dodger!
Quote: Charley @ June 23 2008, 10:53 PM BSTCoffin Dodger!
At least my nose will fit in a coffin.
And your genitals.
I think that the death penalty should e brought back because if you take someone elses life you do not deserve yours!
But then should the executioner(s) be executed? And their executioner(s)? And so on...
Quote: aliciaxb @ June 24 2008, 3:29 PM BSTI think that the death penalty should e brought back because if you take someone elses life you do not deserve yours!
Ha!