Quote: Wildjesusfishkid @ February 2, 2008, 10:02 AM

Wasting stationary eh? Do you know how much the BSG annual office supplies bill is? Oh and welcome.

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It's Lees fault stealing post-it-notes.

I like to stick em all over my face and pretend I'm a Simpson.

LOL

I believe Eric Sykes and Spike Miligan had a skimilar falling out but I don't think they'd invented staplers then!

Once upon a time
Writer A was tapping away at the keyboard. Typing shit. Suddenly a fairy godmother appeared & offered the writer the funniest script ever ever, in return for a good L.O (Thats short for a form of fellatio).
The writer looked up at the fairy godmother & noted she was about 86. He imagined her cobwebby & dust filled, wrinkly old tripled skin lined crack, & decided to politley refuse the offer.
Meanwhile Writer B had the same offer.
He accepted the challenge & although physicaly sick he got on with the task he had been set.
He was handed the golden script & became famous & rich.
The moral to this story is...
Every crack, even if it is silver, has a lining.

(Was Writer B Ricky Gervais?)