Dildo heels? Have I missed that? My mind is boggled.

And I've landed at the top of a bloody page AGAIN!

It's all the rage now keewik!

Show me a picture of dildo heels ( I know I'll regret this)

For god's sake I have to get camera out now and rummage through the wardrobe!!

What's that white stuff on the inside?

I did ask her but she replied by singing in Italian so I have no idea!

I'll hazard a guess it's royal icing for the lady.

Quote: Marc P @ July 14 2012, 11:16 PM BST

For god's sake I have to get camera out now and rummage through the wardrobe!!

What she wore on American Idol!

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These are bloody hideous. Give me stilettos any day.

Quote: keewik @ July 14 2012, 11:21 PM BST

These are bloody hideous. Give me stilettos any day.

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What about next thursday?

And thanks to spellcheck I now know that stiletto has one 'l' and 2 't's

One wonders when you'd wear them?

Quote: Marc P @ July 14 2012, 11:22 PM BST

What about next thursday?

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Bugger! I have to take the budgie to be castrated that day.

If I had a pound for every time a woman said that to me..... !

Quote: keewik @ July 14 2012, 11:27 PM BST

Bugger! I have to take the budgie to be castrated that day.

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As a girl what do you have to be chopped off?

Why are you having it chopped off?

But biggest puzzle. Why are you taking the budgie?

Quote: sootyj @ July 14 2012, 11:33 PM BST

As a girl what do you have to be chopped off?

Ha! That's a female secret.

Why are you having it chopped off?

And again.

But biggest puzzle. Why are you taking the budgie?

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The budgie will sing sweetly during the ritual.