Who do you fancy? Page 1,140

Quote: sootyj @ 2nd July 2014, 2:06 PM BST

easy for you to say Ben with your heart breaking boy band looks

My chest hair would immediately rule me out of any boy band.

Quote: Ben @ 2nd July 2014, 5:50 PM BST

My chest hair would immediately rule me out of any boy band.

How about Girls Aloud?

Laughing out loud

:D

Quote: Nogget @ 2nd July 2014, 12:51 PM BST

I believe them too.
Sadly, this sort of generalisation about men is something that women do all the time. ;)

Good point - where is RCP? I do rather miss him :(

Quote: sootyj @ 2nd July 2014, 12:50 PM BST

I used to know a couple of guys who didn't for religious reasons and I believed them.

Hmmm. No idea about your friends, Soots, but I used to be part of quite a conservative religious community. I would estimate that only one in ten people who claimed to be "sexually pure" actually practised what they preached.

Quote: Ben @ 2nd July 2014, 1:53 PM BST

I know a girl who got furious when she found out her boyfriend had a picture of some scantily clad woman as his desktop background. I think it all stems from some insecurity.

Well, it is a smidge chavvy.

I remember several of the girls at my old job knew that their boyfriends didn't do it. I told them that their boyfriends were lying, but they wouldn't accept it. Mind you, perhaps they were all just trying to save face in such an anti-masturbation environment.

anti-masturbation environment.

Are you talking about (insert name here)'s Facebook profile photo album?

Buuuuuurn!

Quote: Jennie @ 2nd July 2014, 7:40 PM BST

Good point - where is RCP? I do rather miss him :(

No football on, so I'm back. As for masturbation, it's like the old saying - what's the difference between an egg and a wank? Nothing, as I've dropped six of both in Sainsburys.

But since I'm here and in my unofficial (and unrequested) role of Agony Uncle, can I just say to the poor ladies out there who get angry when they find their boyfriend furiously whacking off to Internet porn, I have a solution to your problem.

Just give your fella three to four blowjobs a day and he'll soon forget all about that web based filth. Quick blowie in the morning before he goes to work, drop by the office at lunch time for a furtive gobble in the staff toilets and finally one before he goes to bed.

Not only will you have a healthy and loving relationship, your boyfriend will propose marriage within three months - because the idiot thinks he's going to get blowjobs after the wedding - the mong!

There's hardly any pictures of this singer online, but she's rather beautiful and called Ryn Weaver:

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I'd be honest about my masturbation habits with her!

Quote: Lee @ 3rd July 2014, 8:56 PM BST

I'd be honest about my masturbation habits with her!

Play your cards right and you wouldn't need to have any.

Quote: Lee @ 3rd July 2014, 8:56 PM BST

I'd be honest about my masturbation habits with her!

Laughing out loud

Quote: Ben @ 3rd July 2014, 8:50 PM BST

There's hardly any pictures of this singer online, but she's rather beautiful and called Ryn Weaver:

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Stunning!

Quote: Oldrocker @ 3rd July 2014, 9:02 PM BST

Play your cards right and you wouldn't need to have any.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 3rd July 2014, 5:26 PM BST

No football on, so I'm back. As for masturbation, it's like the old saying - what's the difference between an egg and a wank? Nothing, as I've dropped six of both in Sainsburys.

But since I'm here and in my unofficial (and unrequested) role of Agony Uncle, can I just say to the poor ladies out there who get angry when they find their boyfriend furiously whacking off to Internet porn, I have a solution to your problem.

Just give your fella three to four blowjobs a day and he'll soon forget all about that web based filth. Quick blowie in the morning before he goes to work, drop by the office at lunch time for a furtive gobble in the staff toilets and finally one before he goes to bed.

Not only will you have a healthy and loving relationship, your boyfriend will propose marriage within three months - because the idiot thinks he's going to get blowjobs after the wedding - the mong!

Renny!

You're wrong. Not for the first time, but still. You're wrong.

I don't think it matters how much one is getting from elsewhere. A man needs a little alone time every now and then. It's healthy.

Quote: Lee @ 3rd July 2014, 8:56 PM BST

I'd be honest about my masturbation habits with her!

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