1. American teen dramas like One Tree Hill and The OC.
2. Steven Segal movies. The fatter and oranger he gets the more I like him.
3. Curly Wurly's.
4. Masturbating at work.
Guilty Pleasures...
As a Primary school teacher number 4 has caused me no end of problems 
They have to learn some time about the joys of self love, better it be from a teacher.
You mean from a professional. 
My guilt pleasures are:
Watching people get told off
Masturbating at work
Posting on random threads when I should be working/writing! 
/wanking surely?
The local education authority have been quite good about it really. They said that in theory self abuse was ok but that I should refrain from such acts when I'm taking assembly. Apparently a number of parents had complained about stains on the kids clothing. Its the year 3's I feel the sorriest for. They have to sit at the front.
Quote: roscoff @ January 11, 2008, 10:31 AMThe local education authority have been quite good about it really. They said that in theory self abuse was ok but that I should refrain from such acts when I'm taking assembly. Apparently a number of parents had complained about stains on the kids clothing. Its the year 3's I feel the sorriest for. They have to sit at the front.
You should be careful about that. Children already have too much salt in their diet
Quote: roscoff @ January 11, 2008, 10:06 AMAs a Primary school teacher number 4 has caused me no end of problems
Well, if you get stuck, you can always ask the kids to help.
Quote: roscoff @ January 11, 2008, 10:31 AMThe local education authority have been quite good about it really. They said that in theory self abuse was ok but that I should refrain from such acts when I'm taking assembly. Apparently a number of parents had complained about stains on the kids clothing. Its the year 3's I feel the sorriest for. They have to sit at the front.
So that's what a growth spurt is!
This is not comedy, It's pornography, Just because it happens doesn't mean it should be discussed on a comedy site.
This is the general section of the forums... doesn't have to be comedy. Your point is noted, however I am pretty sure everything said here is in jest.
I'm pretty sure everything was said in jest? wish people would apply that maxim to my stuff.
I was wanking when all of you lot were dribbling down your mother's legs