I'd say it was the second most mainstream way of doing the do.

Shall we do a survey?

I meant it wasn't a main stream.

And I can think of 7 preferable orifices.

Seven?

Are you a colander?

No - not mine!

I don't really fancy my orifices being intruded upon.

Quote: zooo @ December 15, 2007, 8:29 PM

Seven?

Are you a colander?

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Quote: zooo @ December 15, 2007, 7:30 PM

Just kidding. Penises rock!

Put 'em wherever you can fit 'em, that's what I say.

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Quote: David Chapman @ December 15, 2007, 8:24 PM

I meant it wasn't a main stream.

And I can think of 7 preferable orifices.

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Seven others? Your wife needs to get to A&E.

I though I would just pop on & inform you guys, that I found a new way to get rid of piles. I managed to take both Penelope & Penny Pile off, in one swoop of a razor. Hurt like fook & strangely I miss them but all good things come to an end eh!

O ... kaaaaaaaaay then.

Moving swiftly on.

How does everyone feel about cheese?

Going back to person A's point, I agree Sybil is essential to the plot.

Oh, the innuendo!

I totally agree with Leevil, what does everyone else think?

I am proud to say I did not bother to click on those links to photos of extremely ugly looking things.

Someone recently sent me an email with the subject: Don't stand too close to the water!

There were photos of a giant crocodile and the contents of his stomach: Human head (partially eaten), leg, arm, hand, foot.

Not nice to see.

There was no warning.

Cheers to those of you kind enough in this thread to provide warnings.

It's a thread called "Arseholes". Did you really expect any better?!

I'm still reeling from Penelope and Penny.