Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 13th July 2020, 8:59 AM

If there's one think I've learnt in life, it's I'm no f**king good at assessing odds, even when it's 50-50, red or black, odd or even, this queue or that queue, and so my clearly useless assessment of Pukki or Deeney.................Deeney or Pukki proved how effin' useless I am at it.

I thought - Ha! Pukki and Norwich would have one good push if only for pride's sake - how wrong can you be.

Pukki 2 points and Deeney on the bench 13 points. Perhaps I should stick with me crocheting, it's less stressful.

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OK, have switched Pukki with Deeney..........................now you watch Pukki have a stormer of a match and Deeney struggle to score a point.

DOOMED!, that's me - doomed.

You may have noticed - I am the winner of the week... I'll take any straw I can grasp.

But I have now drawn level with Sunshine. I'm coming with a wet sail, upwards and onwards and all that. Tally ho.

Just to put you in the doldrums (have yer got an onboard engine?), I seem to remember Steve saying awhile ago that if he doesn't get off to a flying start, he rapidly looses interest, so you've just managed to catch up with a "Marie Celeste"

Not posted for a while, but just wanted to say that this has been one of the better mini leagues I've taken part in. It's been very competitive.

I'm currently sat in 15th place. Who's on top amongst people who post on here?

Welcome We need bodies as this thread is not what it was.

You say you are 15th, but what league are you referring to as this one has only 11 people in it.

*EDIT Just noticed that I welcomed you 5 years ago too.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 14th July 2020, 11:16 AM

Welcome We need bodies as this thread is not what it was.

You say you are 15th, but what league are you referring to as this one has only 11 people in it.

*EDIT Just noticed that I welcomed you 5 years ago too.

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Haha, thanks for the welcomes kind sir.

Yeah, I must be in the same league I joined 5 years ago. There's 88 teams. Here's the top 50 if anybody is interested...

Rank Team & Manager GW TOT
1 WanaBissaka Your Mum
Dr. Evil 72 2079
2 FC ??????? ? ???????
Fady Abouelnasr 52 2059
3 Red Devils
Medhat Ahmed MU 57 2045
4 POINTS GAINER
Mahmoud Nafie 48 2043
5 Spudulike Irregulars
Jamie Richardson 56 2035
6 Ad Arma!
Constable Igor 65 2035
7 LIMAerpool
Paulo Lima 46 2032
8 Mezo
abdelmoez yasser 51 2029
9 Cookham Dean Martin
Anton Russell 59 2028
10
Old Town Rose
Adnan Ahmed 48 2020
11
Real Ale Madrid
Paul Rogers 39 2013
12
Fullenglish fc
Andrew Derby 50 2006
13
Gregs Greats
greg mcguinness 41 2005
14
Sorlbens City
Jeremy Pearson 64 1996
15
Shotgun Blues
jp pass 77 1990
16
Latoya
mohamed khaled 80 1989
17
[-_-]
Danny Morrison 37 1984
18
ain't back
Saeed Ahmed 72 1978
19
BlueSevenZ
Nat Chalermchai 36 1977
20
Rochester United
Tim connor 59 1971
21
EL ALHLY
Mohamed Fakri 41 1959
22
Pulp Fiction
Eltayeb Hamid 73 1958
23
KHALED
Khaled Tarek 53 1950
24
THE GAME
Mido Yaso 35 1949
25
Nawar
Nawar Eid 53 1943
26
Lil Uzi Vertonghen
Miten Nayak 39 1940
27
Sh0t
Omar Magdy 52 1932
28
LioNiDES
AHMED.T. HeJaiZee 62 1931
29
Legge's Eleven
Joe Legge 90 1929
30
3bdulla fc
?hmad Moham?d 36 1927
31
Uproar & Turmoil
Dan Sweryt 38 1921
32
???????? ???????
???...??? ??????...??? 40 1919
33
Bruce In Da Hoose
Mick Green 47 1919
34
LandSharks
Rob Spence 76 1916
35
Mid Table Obscurity
Andy Sweeting 53 1905
36
SPARTANS
Hadi Hassan 34 1891
37
P?Š?Ä? FC
Ahmed Gamal 37 1889
38
Rockmore's Theremin
Horse Radish 31 1888
39
A Kick In The Grass
Hercules Grytpype Thynne 51 1878
40
Salem
Moustafa Salem 33 1874
41
The Brain Supreme
mark brain 52 1861
42
Wan Van Man City
Alf Kipper 45 1850
43
tal3ot
mohamed talaat 29 1845
44
Borussia Your Teeth
alex fang 36 1832
45
Le foot
Simon Whelan 39 1816
46
zoma
Hosny Abdelwahab 42 1811
47
Soledad
Soledad Mauger 44 1807
48
MO.Medhat
Mohamed Medhat 26 1804
49
?...?? ???????
???? ???...????????? 38 1801
50
Union Stiff
Matt Stiff 26 1794

Quote: jphellpool @ 14th July 2020, 12:06 PM

Haha, thanks for the welcomes kind sir.

Yeah, I must be in the same league I joined 5 years ago. There's 88 teams. Here's the top 50 if anybody is interested...

Rank Team & Manager GW TOT
1 WanaBissaka Your Mum
Dr. Evil 72 2079
2 FC ??????? ? ???????
Fady Abouelnasr 52 2059
3 Red Devils
Medhat Ahmed MU 57 2045

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Yeah, that's the general British Comedy Guide that every Tom, Dick and Harry belongs to because they are automatically put into it, it seems, which nobody on here takes any notice of - what you want to get into when it renews this August/Sept. (who knows in the current climate) is the pukka BCG Fantasy Premier League 2020/21, which you were in, in 2015.

The problem we had this year though was Dan left it VERY late to post the code for the new season for the BCG Clique and then Alf set up the BCG CLIQUE, then everyone got confused, I finished up in a sanatorium and am still on the Valium, so we now have two "exclusive" leagues.

I think I'll hop and skip along to pick some daisies....................nurse!

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 14th July 2020, 10:00 AM

OK, have switched Pukki with Deeney..........................now you watch Pukki have a stormer of a match and Deeney struggle to score a point.

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OK, all going to plan - Pukki on the bench scores 1 point, just wait now to see Deeney's points rush! or

And in one mighty bound...he hurdles Herc...and trains his beady eye on Bunter in third...

Walks off singing -
"They were only playing leapfrog,,,"

ARSE!!

Walks off singing -
"Wish me luck, as you wave me goodbye,,,"

Caught and passed the Marie Celeste.

Singing...I will survive

All together now - "The only way is up..."

I had a fun week using the 'free hit', wholesale changes for one week only.

(sings/mutters feebly) "The only way is up..."

Quote: playfull @ 16th July 2020, 8:51 AM

And in one mighty bound...he hurdles Herc...and trains his beady eye on Bunter in third...

Walks off singing -
"They were only playing leapfrog,,,"

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For five minutes I was able to post this :-

And in one mighty bound...he hurdles playfull...and trains his beady eye on Bunter in third...

Walks off singing -
"They were only playing leapfrog,,,"

But now......................

So, shit or bust - been saving me TC for all that time thinking it'll be me springboard to fame and fortune, now it's just a hollow promise...................

(walks off to the dressing room in floods of tears........)

It could be worse...you could be a Forest fan!