If someone turns up wearing the same fancy dress costume, you're buggered.
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Does that chat up line ever work
'Sootyj was surprised to find a chat-up line that worked'
After 2 and half years of marriage and a giant-headed baby, Kate was sick of the Royals and "their ways".
Stop Mr. Blunkett! Your wife is over there!
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Revealed: More damning evidence against Dave Lee Travis.
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DLT's defence: 'she wasn't underage, and she was a man!'.
I have several more DLTs but I think I'll stop there.
when I said I wanted a greasy blt
At the very first British Comedy Guide Conference a gatecrasher is removed.
<3 Shh.. just keep walking, and they'll think we have come as Siamese twins
It can't be an orgy because there aren't any titters.
When I said strictly come dancing this wasn't what I had in mind!
If you'd let us wear clothes with pockets it wouldn't be such a pain in the arse to find your keys.
It's ok, people always stare when I'm in a Jag with the top down.
"The name's Lurcio, not Twerkio."
No need for that mate I'd have given you wank if someone hadn't photo shopped my f**king arms orf!