I'm sorry, being buggered on the dance floor at my nans 90th birthday party is not the way I intended to come out to my family Mathew!!!
Can't we swap over? It's supposed to be Frankie that says relax!
I gotta hand it to you. You're really working that tiger print!
(can't attend event)
I only asked if my bum looked big in this!
Quote: Marc P @ 31st October 2013, 11:55 AM GMTWhen I said strictly dance coming this wasn't what I had in mind!
Is that a vote of approval?
Of the joke maybe of the show never!
lol
"Mind the prologue!"
Frankie Howerd and Bernard Bresslaw in a scene from the 1971 film Up Pompeii.
Oooh! Is that a caption entry?
Quote: The Cool Mikado @ 7th November 2013, 2:24 PM GMTFrankie Howerd and Bernard Bresslaw in a scene from the 1971 film Up Pompeii.
FRANKIE: You can probe all you like - you won't find the free conference ticket up there.
"I Only Arsed"
Are you quite sure that's the Heimlich manoeuvre?!
1] Has your loin cloth been washed in starch or are you just pleased to see me?
2] I asked him for a euphemism so he gave me one.
3] I'll be buggered if I go on another saga holiday.
4] Why do G4S always have to bugger things up?
5] I think I'll take my chances with the lions.
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