Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 22nd March 2014, 11:52 PM GMT

Thanks for not playing Evra Moyes!
Saving him up for the game where he won't get a clean sheet!
Cheers, you miserable curly ginger pasty faced f**kwit.

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You forgot to add fish-eyed.

I'll remember that for next time

I think you forgot Scottish.

Quote: Oldrocker @ 23rd March 2014, 12:37 AM GMT

I think you forgot Scottish.

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"Ginger" covers that.

Quote: Ben @ 22nd March 2014, 9:04 PM GMT

Yep, I checked the scores earlier and muttered "fat f**king bastard" when I saw Godot's score.

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Wasn't there a prize for the first one to three figures?

*Hands Godot a coconut

* Makes joke that Steve takes personally.

Bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks.

Two hat tricks and a defender scoring twice and a assist: £0m (under wildcard rules)

Forgetting to change captain from Seamus Colman: priceless...

Dan

Quote: swerytd @ 23rd March 2014, 1:10 PM GMT

Bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks.

Two hat tricks and a defender scoring twice and a assist: £0m (under wildcard rules)

Forgetting to change captain from Seamus Colman: priceless...

Dan

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Ah that must sting a bit

Nice 9pts for Lallana & Splodge today
He's firmly back into second, good week so far

Even though I have Lallana coming off the bench with nine points, I'm still below the weeks average. Not having Suarez, Hazard or Toure has done me big time.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 23rd March 2014, 9:42 PM GMT

Ah that must sting a bit

Nice 9pts for Lallana & Splodge today
He's firmly back into second, good week so far

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Lallana's given me a helping hand across the 100 point mark.

Nice to also see Christian Eriksen finally rewarding me for the months of faith I've shown in him. My bench has never looked stronger.

Quote: Splodge @ 23rd March 2014, 10:56 PM GMT

Nice to also see Christian Eriksen finally rewarding me for the months of faith I've shown in him. My bench has never looked stronger.

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You're got the joint highest bench with me - 23pts. Bad luck with Erikson - he played further up the pitch due to Adebayor's hamstring. You probably won't see 18 from him again.

Here's the bench points as they currently stand. Some people have got nothing to moan about!

Steve - 8
Splodge - 23
Don - 16
Godot - 23
Ben - 10
Ross - 10
Gerry - 13
Real Ale - 2
Dan - 3
Kipper - 21
Shaggy - 11
George - 21
Badge - 18
Chappers - 8

Quote: Godot Taxis @ 24th March 2014, 7:26 PM GMT

You're got the joint highest bench with me - 23pts. Bad luck with Erikson - he played further up the pitch due to Adebayor's hamstring. You probably won't see 18 from him again.

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Yeah, if Adebayor had been playing, more likely that Addy would have occupied the positions/spaces Erikson scored from, especially E's second, from Soldado's cross.

A's hamstring means I get Hazard on as a sub, but now I've got Long injured too, so a bit jinxed on the striker front, having lost Remy only a couple of weeks ago as well.

Good luck in round 2. Lets see if Godot or Splodge can hit a double century.