Your too late Graham. You should've made your move earlier. Has everyone gone again?

Nil.

But I think I'm going now. My laptop is about to die and you've exhausted me.

Night, my dear.

I think Nil has violated 90% of the board now. Dirty, horny bastard.

And no boys.

Very very disappointing.

That sexist pig. Here I am, all ready and waiting. Will no one come to my, ahem, 'aid'?

If only ian were here...

Damn him. DAMN HIM!

Sorry Aaron, I did my best in Ians absence.

Night Julia x

Quote: Nil Putters @ September 12 2008, 11:21 PM BST

And when the disgruntled farmers drop a cow on his boat from the bridge. It's full of fantastic stuff.

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Ha ha, was that the one where he interviewed Chris Morris who was being a farmer? "Ya plumbs have got beaks" lol.

Spinal cord in a bap?

That conversation is one of the funniest things ever ever.

Quote: Nil Putters @ September 13 2008, 1:34 AM BST

Sorry Aaron, I did my best in Ians absence.

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You are clearly far more degraded than I, Nil. You shocked even me!
I hereby hand over my badge and cucumber, and step down to make way for the better man.

No you da man Ian. There's far too much pressure for me. *hands back badge and cucumber*

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No you da man Ian. There's far too much pressure for me. *hands back badge and cucumber*

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Well you can be vice-perv Oh, and I'd give your hands a good rinse after holding that cucumber!

Likewise

Quote: Nil Putters @ September 13 2008, 2:04 AM BST

Likewise

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Haha!