Stevie and Mikey fighting on a bouncy castle. We'll make millions.

Wait! FIVE are on the phone.

The channel or the band?

The channel. They only wanted to know if I was watching. I lied, and said yes, but they started crying and it got a bit uncomfortable.

I pretended to have a stroke, and hung up.

They're so needy. If they'd just reinstate the cheesy 1990s soft porn/thrillers on a Friday night they wouldn't have to resort to such measures.

Yeah!

I'm all alone in the house, and there's nothing rude on.

Night, Griff.

Quote: zooo @ September 13 2008, 12:22 AM BST

Yeah!

I'm all alone in the house, and there's nothing rude on.

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Well, helloooo.

Rawr.

Say something sexy!

Be my channel 5 extremely soft porn equivalent!

Ooh, that's a hard one. I'll have a think about it and see if anything pops up.

Heehee!

Well, I'm no ian_w.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ September 13 2008, 12:27 AM BST

Well, I'm no ian_w.

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Nor me.

But I would like to f**k you (zooo) hard, partial clothed, up against a wall

And suddenly I'm wide awake. Don't mind me. I'll just sit in a corner over here.

Have you been doing research?

Like it. 9/10

Quote: zooo @ September 13 2008, 12:15 AM BST

I will get us a padded room.
Or a bouncy castle.

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I wanted to get a bouncy castle for my 21st birthday party. In the end, we couldn't find an adult-sized one in my area.