Lizard lick towing

You bet yer sweet bippy

I've only just cottoned onto the fact that I can get my Virgin Media package streamed through my laptop. Another reason not to get out of bed.

The Blood Donor

"He's walked off with me wine gums !"

An incredibly sad episode of kitchen nightmares, this guy got pulled out of school when he was 14 to make him work in their restaurant. And then they both died and now he's running a shitty restaurant and everybody hates him.

Never the twain

Eurovision- first semi final.

Smith & Jones: small doses

Has anyone seen the quiz Ejector Seat?

I'd be interested to hear your views . . . .

I watched it to see the ejecty bit. It was crap. They cut away. It's not even as good as Graham Norton's ejector seat.

I do love Andi Peters though. (But not enough to watch.)

Today I watched an Horizon programmes I recorded a few weeks ago 'What Happened Before The Big Bang?'

It left me with two conclusions:

I didn't understand a word and it med me yed ake.

maybe stick with Country Ways

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At least my retirement gives me time to watch Loose Women.

I do hope you mean the TV show, Old Rascal

How Not To Live Your Life. One of those shows I have on DVD but never watch and then see reruns on TV and wonder why I don't watch the DVDs more often.

Ross noble - sonic waffle