most of the time this just confuses me

Nothing I could say would help.

Oh, don't be so defeatist, Oldrocker.

Please release me let me go....

Quit now while you're still ahead, Pingl.

Retreat now would be an act of cowardice under fire!

Simply log off Pingl

Tell them all I shall live to fight another day, AHHHHHHH.......

Unbelievable this is still going.

Valiant to the end I reappear, oh dear I need a toilet break....

Well so do I actually.

Xeroxing my arse to head office right now. Please excuse me.

Yep that's better, where was I....

Zebra shit all over the lawn! Pingl, I blame you!

AJGO considered, in a fit of mania, to just write AJGO over and over again, but thought better of it and decided to make this a complete sentence.
Do we have a whole alphabet of BCGers?