That must have been terrible for you.

Unbearable, I tell you...thank God I could get into my SUV.

VW?

Why should I buy a German car? No, it has to be a Jaguar for me, type X!

XYLOPHONE.

Is this still bloody going?

Yes, by the looks of it, it has no signs of stopping just like most cars when you're waitng at a zebra crossing.

Zis eez unacceptablez! There az been a rule change! We are now starting with alphabetical following-on letter and ending ze sentenze with ze next letter, so in zis case I ave started with Z and I will end wiv A.

AJGO is right...but I think this rule change makes it much harder for me to ad lib.

Bilge its getting far to academic

Christ, I fear that when this thread eventually dies I'll be quite old and nearly dead.

Damn, when will it end? Isn't it time for a change?

enough of all this stuff

F*** off, I'd like to continue with this rag!

Gosh watch your mouth

Hell, yeah, you're right, that was a bit strong. Del Boy would probably say:"Not exactly scritti politti".