Knock knock
Whos there?
Luton
Luton Who?
Luton Hoo the country estate in Bedfordshire. Please visit our website at http://www.lutonhoo.co.uk/
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Your worst joke Page 2
Quote: David Bussell @ September 28 2011, 3:08 PM BSTI'm looking for truly terrible, non-meta, original jokes.
I know what truly terrible is, but what's non-meta mean??
Came up with a couple...
What do you call an Italian with a firm bite? Al Dente.
Where do big boots go when they feel sick? Doc Martins.
What do you call a spider holding a wooden spoon over a pot? Webster
Quote: sootyj @ September 28 2011, 4:41 PM BSTKnock Knock
Who's there?
Tat
Tat Who?
Boss da plane!
Tattoo (however you spell it) was the name of the little pointy midget fella.
Oh, from that thing.
Was he boss of a plane in it?
What happens if you put the Chairman of the Conservative Party in vinegar?
Eric Pickles.
Why did Keith Chegwin cross the road? To get to the other side.
Why did the Fox cross the road? It felt like Chicken Tonight.
Why did the Cat cross the road? Because cat's are stupid.
Why didn't the Hedgehog cross the road? It got squashed.
What do you call Pokemon branded gum? Pika-chew.
I remember when I used to live on Al Capone.
The world was my Mobster
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Me.
Me who?
Oh hello kitty, is the homeowner in?
Some absolute shitters there - keep 'em coming!
Oh, and Shandonbelle, by "meta" I mean jokes with a post-modern edge; the type Steve offered in his first post. Jokes that are aware they're jokes.
Yeah but I soon learnt though didn't I Davey, didn't I?
*looks for approval.
Why don't envelopes move?
Because they're stationery.
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ September 28 2011, 9:06 PM BSTYeah but I soon learnt though didn't I Davey, didn't I?
*looks for approval.
Sure you did, Steve. Sure you did. *pats head*
Quote: Nogget @ September 28 2011, 6:32 PM BSTWhat happens if you put the Chairman of the Conservative Party in vinegar?
I don't know but let's try it.
Police are searching for a man dressed in a paper cowboy hat, wearing paper chaps, a paper shirt, paper jeans and telling really, really shit jokes. Apparently he is wanted for Busseling.