Right.
After tonights discussion in a pub. Here goes.
When women go grey they are old..... Men are distinguished.
When women get fat, they are pigs....Men are content.
When women have cellulite, its grosse..Men are selling lightbulbs.
Any more. ...........
Okay get rid. I am drunk & stoopid.
Women are great at everything.... Men suck at everything
Women are brave when they cry.... Men are girls when they cry
Women will make something out of nothing... Men make nothing out of something
Women are polite and cordial... Men are sexist pigs who post chauvenistic replies on forums
Thanks AJP. I thought so but wasnt too sure. Now I know. 
Don't worry your pretty little head about it Charley 
Don't talk down to her, she should be treated like an equal...
Tut. OK i'll bring myself down to her level.
You men. Sooooooooooooo Funny
Men are funny.....women are attention seeking.
Very true Zooo.
Or women nag....Men inform
My favorite comedian is a woman, who I don't fancy. Which leads me to this controversial statement.
Women don't like other women... Men like all women
Oiiiiiii! Mr.
I like other women.
Your fav comedian is Sarah Silverman & you do so fancy her.
There are very few men I find funny who I don't fancy.
I think there might only be one, actually.
I don't like women comedians and groan when I see one appear on stage, there are excepts, but very few.
Quote: charley rance @ June 24, 2007, 2:49 AMOiiiiiii! Mr.
I like other women.
Your fav comedian is Sarah Silverman & you do so fancy her.
Men learn through mistakes... Women don't make mistakes
Thus I rettract my last post *skulks back to corner with other neutered men*
P.S. I do fancy Big S an ickle bit
A funny man can look like a troll but still be very very attractive. Its the one point I have to have in a man. I dont care what he looks like or how he acts, but he must be very fooking funny.