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Badger Sarse

  • Tuesday 12th July 2011, 11:50am
  • England
  • 53 posts

yeah.. I was expecting a long list of rape jokes. where is that thread?

In all seriousness I only condone consensual rape jokes. Rape obviously isn't funny, but then neither is someone knocking on a door or changing a light bulb and look at how many jokes there are about that.

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Vader

  • Tuesday 12th July 2011, 3:27pm
  • England
  • 1,037 posts

Is your name a reference to the Stewart Lee joke about Mallard's procreating via 'gang rape'?

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Jack Daniels

  • Tuesday 12th July 2011, 4:05pm
  • England
  • 730 posts

For the record,

I read of few of these posts a week or so back on the computer at work and didn't think anymore of it.

Apparently an internet history drop-down bar showing Rape Jokes Rape Jokes Rape Jokes Rape Jokes Rape Jokes hasn't put me in a great light with the madcap zany guys and gals at work.

Nothing I could say could explain myself. I said to one of the mob "C'mon look, I'll even show you the site" A girl practically screamed "Eww! You're going too far now! Stop it!"

Cue: Curb Your Enthusiasm title music.

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zooo

  • Tuesday 12th July 2011, 4:06pm
  • United Kingdom
  • 69,186 posts

The BCG: Not safe for work. :(

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sootyj

  • Tuesday 12th July 2011, 4:09pm
  • England
  • 51,287 posts
Quote: Jack Daniels @ July 12 2011, 4:05 PM BST

For the record,

I read of few of these posts a week or so back on the computer at work and didn't think anymore of it.

Apparently an internet history drop-down bar showing Rape Jokes Rape Jokes Rape Jokes Rape Jokes Rape Jokes hasn't put me in a great light with the madcap zany guys and gals at work.

Nothing I could say could explain myself. I said to one of the mob "C'mon look, I'll even show you the site" A girl practically screamed "Eww! You're going too far now! Stop it!"

Cue: Curb Your Enthusiasm title music.


For a fee I can sell you some completely clean jokes featuring the word rape...

Quote: drake mallard @ July 12 2011, 11:50 AM BST

. Rape obviously isn't funny, but then neither is someone knocking on a door or changing a light bulb and look at how many jokes there are about that.


Changing light bulbs is funny!

I recently had to be hospitalised after watching the changing of the bulbs for Blackpool illuminations

So many bulbs so much laughter...

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Jack Daniels

  • Tuesday 12th July 2011, 4:14pm
  • England
  • 730 posts

When I have an essay length post to type in critique at work - And I have a queue, I'll often say to a waiting customer 'Be with you a moment sir' until I've finished.

I'm a workplace rebel maverick, or "sick bastard" as is now the case.

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sootyj

  • Tuesday 12th July 2011, 4:17pm
  • England
  • 51,287 posts

So how's the job answering the phones for 999 calls going?

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Jack Daniels

  • Tuesday 12th July 2011, 4:22pm
  • England
  • 730 posts

:D :D :D

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Adam Henderson

  • Tuesday 2nd August 2011, 2:46pm [Edited]
  • Cardiff, Wales
  • 3 posts
Quote: Dr Sanchez @ May 12 2011, 3:56 AM BST

"I'm not condoning rape, obviously, you should never rape anyone... unless you have a reason, like you wanna f*** someone and they won't let you; in which case what other option do you have? How else are you supposed to have an orgasm in their body if you don't rape them?"


pretty sure that's a Louis CK joke recited verbatim

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David Bussell

  • Tuesday 2nd August 2011, 2:48pm
  • London, England
  • 9,943 posts
Quote: Adam Henderson @ August 2 2011, 2:46 PM BST

pretty sure that's a Louis CK joke recited verbatim


It is, but then he did put it in quotation marks, so it's pretty obvious he wasn't claiming it as his own joke.

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Father Kay

  • Monday 22nd August 2011, 12:51pm
  • LA CALA DE MIJAS, Spain
  • 14 posts

I knew a bloke who was the secretary of the Huddersfield & District Cat Raping Society. Think is name was Tony Miaow

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Dave Williams

  • Sunday 6th November 2011, 3:56am
  • Australia
  • 24 posts
Quote: swerytd @ May 11 2011, 8:27 AM GMT

Excellent 'Sun' reporting: emphasizing every second word means your point of view has more value. Be led by the italics!

My favourite Frankie Boyle joke is a rape joke: 'They say that Viagra takes half an hour to work. By half an hour I find the woman has usually managed to wriggle free'.

Dan


hahah or the incest/rape joke "is it the fact that your father raped you as a child that upsets you, or the fact you enjoyed it"

the man is a legend :)