Gonna stick this in the comp this week but wouldn't mind some feedback too.

Ta

Dan

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The Googler in: 'Why Pay Salary'
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INT. OFFICE. PM.

TOM THE MANAGER APPROACHES BOB, WHO IS TAPPING ON HIS KEYBOARD.

TOM
Bob, can you backup the database, import the reports into Access and write a macro so it automatically imports in into an Excel spreadsheet?

BOB
That'll take a while, Tom.

TOM
I checked on Google and it really doesn't look so difficult.

BOB
Tom, everything you ask me to do you check on Google first.

TOM
Google said it takes about five minutes.

BOB (SARCASTIC)
(SARCASTIC) Well, if Google says it must be true! Google this! Google that!

TOM
I'll take that as a 'yes' then.

BOB
Tell me Tom, what's the point paying me so much money for my technical skills?

UNCOMFORTABLE SILENCE

BOB
Tom?

MORE SILENCE

TOM
I'll... I'll just go check on Google, shall I?

BOB SIGHS AND STARTS TAPPING ON HIS KEYBOARD AGAIN AS TOM LEAVES

END

Already seen this in the comp and I thought it was very good. Tom's inability to decide anything without consulting Google is an extendible theme. Nice clean and compact bit of writing with opportunity to extend further.

Hi Dan

Very good and as Loaaverda says, clean, compact and clever. It reminds me of the idea behind the old joke for musos:

Q: How many A & R (umm and ah men) men does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Ummm! What do [u]you[u] think?

LOL. Blekinsop.
Yes i loved it Swertyd.

Thanks guys

Yep, it's supposed to be an extendible theme, as I've written the 'big' sketch at the end but need a few in the middle for it to work!

Much appreciated

Dan

Liked this a lot. Short and well delivered.

Cheers SlagA

Muchos Grassy Ass

Dan

I liked it. Really good.

Isn't it great when it all comes together in such a spectacular way. Well done and worthy of all the praise.